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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The largest black hole jet ever discovered is three times bigger than the Milky Way - Boy Genius Report

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Scoop: Treasury officials defend "revenge tax" from wary GOP senators - Axios

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Bitcoin Price (BTC) News: Testing $110K Level Again - CoinDesk

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

2025 NCAA Men's Outdoor Preview: A Classic 1500, Loaded Steeple, & Can 3 UNM Guys Win the Team Title? - LetsRun.com

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

12 Shocking Celebrity Revelations From This Week That You Simply Won't Believe - BuzzFeed

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Scientists discover universal rule that governs all life on Earth - The Brighter Side of News

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

share office space ...

Why some allergy experts want this popular group of drugs to go away - Deseret News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Twins reinstate Byron Buxton from concussion injured list - Sports Illustrated